In My Queue

By: Joe Medearis

Wow... Sometimes after you watch a film you think "I was completely wrong about how I prejudged this film." This is not one of those times. This film was contrived at best. The only thing that was worse than the plot was Pattinson's accent. As if the plot wasn't bad enough throughout the entire film already, the writers of this "masterpiece" decided it was kosher to lean on one of the greatest tragedies of our age to prop up a weak film. Rotten Tomatoes brings this one in at 27% on the Tomatometer. I would argue that number is way too high. Do not watch this film. Next week in the Queue My Neighbor Totoro!