Santorum Receives Coveted Endorsement!

Today Rick Santorum received an endorsement that few politicians can boast. Santorum has just received an endorsement from Barney. Not the dinosaur, Barney the former "First Dog." According to a source who wishes to remain anonymous, Santorum first drew Barney's attention through the use of well placed milk bones in TV spots. Barney recently was able to meet with the candidate in person and our sources say that Santorum did quite well. One witness stated "You could tell Barney was totally psyched. I mean... he reacted like Santorum was hiding lunch meat. He was all over him." Is it his moxie? Is it his foreign policy? Or is it simply that Rick Santorum is full of bologna? We may never know...